"Wiffleman"

Meet Wiffleman.  He has many different qualities and skills.  He has the head of Howard Cronin, eyes of Ryan Cook, mouth of Rebecca Cronin, heart of Joe Hubly, arm of John Cronin, Muscle of Joe Cronin, hands of Thomas Randolph, and legs of Andrew Cronin.

Head:  Howard Cronin is one of the smartest players in the game.  He is a crafty veteran who can outsmart his opponents.

Eyes:  Ryan Cook played in 2 games and reached base in almost every one of his at bats.  He hardly swung the bat and was quickly named "Power Walker".

Mouth:  Rebecca Cronin is a talker who uses her her words to distract opponents.

Heart:  Joe Hubly may be 0-3, but he has a lot of passion for the game.  He always gives 110% and is a positive teammate. 

Arm:  John Cronin has led the league in strikeouts for the past 3 seasons.  He is currently leading the league.  He has found his groove this season and has mastered a couple more pitches.

Muscle:  Joe Cronin is a HR machine and doesn't show any signs of tiredness.  He is running (more like speeding away in a car) away with the HR title.

Hands:  Thomas Randolph is a terrific defensive player.  He robbed a couple HR last year.

Legs:  Andrew Cronin is the fastest player in the game.  He is the perfect size for a small wiffleball field.  He hustles every play.

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